Where's hmv going?

<p> Paul Smiddy</p><p>A new literary genre is being created: ultra-fiction. This means a plot so implausible that the first draft hits the rejection bin at hypersonic speed. The strange thing about this new genre is that the first title will not in fact be fiction at all. It will be a retelling of the saga of the evolution of UK book distribution in the mid-Noughties. </p><p>The latest twist is of course the reappearance of Tim Dogandabone--the man who lies in the sun dreaming of being able to gnaw again on the bone that made his name (or is it the name that made the bone?). His latest pitc...

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