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02.03.11 | Jonathan Main
The postman delivered my Kindle on a busy Saturday morning, leaving it on the counter, its box marked A KINDLE FROM AMAZON. Had Jeff Bezos himself arranged a marching band its arrival could have hardly been more conspicuous.
That afternoon I took it with me to the football at Selhurst Park and before the game started, peered at it surreptitiously, fascinated that it already contained the copies of Bullet Park and (a free) David Copperfield as well as the copy of The Rough Guide to Paris that I had bought on my iPad in the summer.
A regular and very good customer at the shop sat down beside me—this never happens at the football—and stared at the thing in my hands. I felt as though I had been caught feeding dope to my daughter's kitten.
At home my children circled the device suspiciously but later in the week after my daughter had finished her most recent book I suggested she might like to download the sequel. Hip dad would show her how! She was unconvinced but fascinated that one of her favourites, The Devil's Kiss by Sarwat Chadda, was on offer on the same page as her Sophie Mackenzie and so she agreed to give it a go. In seconds we had the book. It was sort of magic and she went upstairs to her bedroom to read it. And then came back down to the
kitchen again, grumbling that she couldn't read it in the dark. What was the point of this elaborate electronic gadgetry if she had to have the light turned on as well?
This was the first shock when I started in earnest to read on it; at the moment reading a Kindle is like reading something printed on the inside of a cornflakes packet. Worse, it reduces each and every book to exactly the same aesthetic reading pleasure. It is functional in the way that listening to Mozart on a transistor radio is convenient in the circumstances but ultimately completely unfullfilling.
The other arts of publishing such as kerning appear to have been cast by the wayside too; and please, where did the page numbers go?
People who take pride in and covet what they read, for example the great majority of my customers, will hate this thing. Sure it will get better, but then so will I. Sure its delivery system is convenient, but so am I.
It is hard not to be snobby about this, so I'm not going to try. One look at the Kindle bestseller lists suggests that most purchases are being made by readers who prize cheapness over literary merit.
I glanced at my Kindle yesterday and a message on its screen read: Critical Battery. I like this idea, it could be a real innovation. Possibly the next time you pick up yours it will say why are you wasting your time on this flim-flam? Get a life. Read a real book. It will never run out.



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And the point of this Luddite rambling was? Anyone? Didn't think there was one...
"Read a real book"
Define real book. As someone with a visual impairment, I regard the Kindle as a godsend as it allows me to change the font to suit my needs and makes accessible a whole range of literature which was previously unavailable to me because a) publishers saw no profit in large-print or audio versions and b) booksellers such as yourself didn't bother having such versions in stock, and were reluctant to order them.
Now, apparently, if I read a book on my Kindle, I am to be regarded as some kind of philistine, set apart from the likes of Jonathan Main, a 'real book' reader and the arbiter of what is a 'real book'. When I listen to audio, am I also guilty of not reading a 'real book', Jonathan?
Your attitude is patronising and insulting to the blind and visually impaired. Shame on you.
Anonymous - it's not all about you. Jonathan is talking about the Kindle as a replacement for the book - at what point in his article did he make any allusion to people who are visually impaired?
I'm very glad that visually impaired people now have a wider access to books. My father was almost blind and I remember his frustration at not being able to find large print or audio versions of titles. So in that context I welcome the Kindle.
Blah Blah Blah - I thought the point was abundantly clear. Disagree, by all means, but don't accuse the man of not making a point when he so clearly has one.
Ah yes the battery and the other technology that could break down. I can see that Kindles have their uses...a friend of mine currently on deployment in Afghanistan has one and has a library of books in one small object. Yes, they have uses if you have a visual impairment or want to travel with a lot of reading matter (and can access those batteries) but books printed on paper have been around for hundreds of years. I doubt they are going away soon.
Purely a statement of vested interest. Otherwise, tosh.
If the point had been that he preferred physical books, fine, opinions and all that. The point appears to be being made quite strongly that an ereader is a useless device, which is patently untrue. So I stand by my original criticism of this worthless article.
What 'abundantly clear' point is being made? As far as I can see, this is an article about someone who bought a device he obviously felt resistant to in the first place, without doing even the most basic research into whether it suited his needs.
So yes, I suppose there is a point, and it is 'Don't spend £150 on something you don't want, especially when you don't know anything about it'. I'll make a note.
My goodness, there are some unpleasant people who comment on this site. And what an appropriate name: Blah blah blah. The point of this article is quite valid - that ereaders aren't going to be for everyone. At a time when the media and the industry are enthusiastically hyping up ebooks and almost gleefully predicting the death of the physical book, it doesn't hurt to hear an alternative view. Of course some people will love them - and they certainly offer a wonderful opportunity to the visually impaired - but let's bear in mind that avid book readers tend to be older - middle-aged and onwards - and also, probably, rather small-c conservative. Those people love the tactile nature of books, the physical variations and, yes, even the page numbering - the fact that you can see at a glance how much you've read and how much is still to read. And sadly it's also true that ebooks are promoting a "race to the bottom" in terms of price and quality, with the ebook bestseller lists dominated by self-published dross (sadly including conventionally-published authors who ought to have a bit more sense) being "sold" for a few pence or given away for free. In the long term this will do untold, perhaps even terminal damage to publishing and bookselling.
Yes, he was obviously resistant to the Kindle, but was open-minded enough to put his hand in his pocket and give it a go. His objections aren't Luddite nit-picking. I also hate that cereal packet grey and find the Kindle clinical.
I'm not against e-readers, but it's still a new technology. I remember when digital cameras first appeared and some people seemed oblivious to the poor image quality because they were in love with the format.
E-books will become the dominant medium for books. Not because of the Kindle, but because the technology will continue to improve and illegal downloading will make thousands of titles available for nothing. But I also think that the market for "real" books will remain more robust than the equivalent in the music industry.
People will still want their young children to read real books (if only to stop their i-Pad being trashed) and there will still be an appetite - in some towns at least - for author events and traditional bookselling.
Left to its own devices, the book trade will probably embrace pluralism, but I'm concerned that the Kindle will be aggressively promoted to the detriment of the paper format.
He's right that the actual aesthetic experience of reading on a Kindle is very poor. If any publisher typeset a physical book in that font, with that leading, kerning and justification, and printed it on paper that grey, they'd be laughed at - and those getting needlessly angry here would immediately appreciate that they were being confronted with an inferior product were they to pick one up in a shop.
The grey will get less grey, the fonts will multiply, and a closer replication of the print book experience will be possible, hopefully in the next few years. Some Topaz format Kindle books already solve the latter issue. But as it stands, reading on the Kindle is definitely an inferior experience. It has distribution, pricing (just!) and convenience on its side, but not much more. As soon as people like the blog author can get accurate recreations of the print book on the Kindle, they'll be converted - not least because the eBook offers an edition that can never be scuffed, bent, torn, soaked or otherwise damaged, and is in that respect, I think, going to be deeply appealing to those who enjoy the aesthetic experience of books.
J.D. Wilson, you say that 'avid book readers tend to be older - middle-aged and onwards' and 'love the tactile nature of books', with the implication that they will be ebook-averse. Yet I'm sure I've seen research (in The Bookseller?) that shows that the highest sales of ebooks so far are in precisely that age group.
Yes, that's right, so it's not a straightforward case of older people getting nostalgic about shillings and steam trains.
What interests me is why some people have gone into a Melanie Phillips-style angry mode about this seemingly innocuous post. What's their agenda? Are they Amazon employees, or is there something really offensive about critical comments about e-books. I'm confused (cue Blah blah blah making some fatuous comment about my confusion being symptomatic of an inability to understand the issues).
Yes, that's right, so it's not a straightforward case of older people getting nostalgic about shillings and steam trains.
What interests me is why some people have gone into a Melanie Phillips-style angry mode about this seemingly innocuous post. What's their agenda? Are they Amazon employees, or is there something really offensive about critical comments about e-books. I'm confused (cue Blah blah blah making some fatuous comment about my confusion being symptomatic of an inability to understand the issues).
I prefer reading print books but I am also happy to read them on my Kindle - for example if I'm going away and want to take a few books, or if something is on sale very cheap in e-format. At the moment I am re-reading the Palliser novels by Trollope, and although they are available free in Kindle (or any e) format, I am choosing to pay £7 apiece for them in print, as I don't fancy reading 700-900 pages in Kindle. But for a quick, light read of 200 or so pages, a Kindle is fine.
I travel a lot and my Kindle is a boon and a blessing in every way. As long as there is a mobile signal I can top up my library of books on my Kindle. Everybody has a point of view in the electronic book arguement. Some people love them, some don't, who cares as long as folk read ?
I travel a lot and my Kindle is a boon and a blessing in every way. As long as there is a mobile signal I can top up my library of books on my Kindle. Everybody has a point of view in the electronic book arguement. Some people love them, some don't, who cares as long as people read ?
As an earlier poster alludes to, over-50s read Kindles because they can choose a larger font size. I use mine because I commute so it's convenient not to have to carry around heavy books.
As for the daughter not able to read it in the dark - surely she can't read normal books in the dark either? One of the things I like about my Kindle is that it's not backlit, so I don't feel wide awake when I read in bed the way I would if I've been using my laptop just before going to sleep. I love having the flexibility to choose how I'm reading.
Chacun a son gout, but it's hardly surprising a bookseller doesn't take to ebooks is it? Turkeys and Christmas and all that.
I am over 50 and I like a larger font size. I think it's interesting that the first thing most kindle users do is buy a cover for it that makes it look more like a book - so that, as one high profile blog put it recently, you don't look like such a w*nker on the tube. I carry mine around a lot when I travel too - which may confound the people on here calling me a luddite. The point about my daughter was making was that it didn't do what she expected it to, and that it only did what a book did, but less well. She's more than happy with my iPad though.
Rimbo and Blah blan blah, I would usually reserve words like "worthless" and "tosh" for someone who really deserved it, like a member of the BNP. Using them in reference to an innocuous article where someone is merely expressing an opinion is just bad manners. Can't you disagree without resorting to peurile insults?
Just to clarify, I have a Kindle and I use it. That's why I bought it. I'm very sorry if anybody felt patronised. I guess the American's are right we Brits don't understand irony.
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